Total Chad

ur typical alpha male buthr doesn't give a fuck. He's the guy that doesn't simp yet he gets all the attention from girls. A total Chad doesn't look for your approval and he's a man that goes his own way.

Girl 1: "why doesn't he give me attention?! I gave myself to him! I'm sure I can change him!"
Girl 2: "ugh I hate bad boys! He needs to show you more respect"
Simp: "yes girl, I'll always treat you right and I'll never be like HIM"
MGTOW boys: "lol, bro is just a Total Chad, respect"

Total Chad by countchokcula May 8, 2021

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TotalChaos

One photographer who falls short
No background,maybe part of his problem.

a: One who can't find the auto/composition button on the camera.

b: He also can't find the auto/thirds button.

c: He is able to screw up a whole page of Worth1000 in a single click/then double it with another click.

TotalChaos by Mr. Screwed Up August 26, 2004

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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