countchokcula's definitions

Baby Dick

A firearm, usually to refer to a pistol. Preferably a glock

I got that baby dick on me nigga

by countchokcula July 27, 2022

Maga Moon

A significant day in history on 11/08/2022 where a pending extreme election landslide for American republicans referred to as a red wave, where a rare event called the blood moon has occured, that is conincidantally the same time as the witching hour (3am). A blood moon signals the falling of a king where power is given to the people, a Republican form of government, hence the Republicans taking power.

This is no ordinary blood moon, but the MAGA moon

by countchokcula November 7, 2022

big money

A large financial institution that has billions to trillions in capital. These are your market movers, i.e big banks, hedge funds, mutual funds.

SND: "The swiss franc will never drop below 1.2 EUR"
Innocent trader: "WoHoo, I'm going to put 70:1 on this trade"
Big money: "these innocent traders are 70:1 long...I'm going to do the big short"
*CRASHH!!*
innocent trader: "my life is over.. now I have to sell my house..."

by countchokcula April 28, 2021

Total Chad

ur typical alpha male buthr doesn't give a fuck. He's the guy that doesn't simp yet he gets all the attention from girls. A total Chad doesn't look for your approval and he's a man that goes his own way.

Girl 1: "why doesn't he give me attention?! I gave myself to him! I'm sure I can change him!"
Girl 2: "ugh I hate bad boys! He needs to show you more respect"
Simp: "yes girl, I'll always treat you right and I'll never be like HIM"
MGTOW boys: "lol, bro is just a Total Chad, respect"

by countchokcula May 8, 2021

one match wonder

The moment a person gets lucky in a fighting game, sometimes using bad techniques, and does not rematch their opponent

I hate one match wonders...they suck

by countchokcula November 21, 2022