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Being in the state of mind where you can't stop laughing at the words Daniel Tosh from Tosh.O finds in the urban dictionary.
I got hella toshed the other night when I watched Tosh.O
Toshed by goofygirl19 May 28, 2010
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Stoned esp. from inhaling marijuana smoke. Derived from the name of late reggae star Peter Tosh.
"Fuck man i was so toshed yesterday from that joint"..

"Hey Milo bruss, you should come over tonight with some marley and we'll all get toshed"
toshed by Jarrah86 January 11, 2008
When you have have an old man rub his naked genitial on your bare naked back while laying down.
I was just watching Tosh.0 and seen an old man naked on top of Tosh (while laying naked on his belly) rubbing his genitalia on Tosh's body. Yep, Tosh just got Toshed!
Toshed by OJAM November 6, 2011

salad toshed 

getting your salad tossed by daniel tosh, this says it will reject definitions including non celebrities i hope you have enough star power tosh
Oh man i cant believe i got my salad toshed that was delightful yet weird
salad toshed by t the kid July 6, 2010

toshdeluxe 

When you have a very very large ego
Damn, Brian is such a Toshdeluxe! He only cares about himself!
toshdeluxe by Bobhotdog January 7, 2017

Hammer Tossed 

Being incredibly drunk. Once you pass being hammered, you are hammer tossed.
Mike - Wow Shelly was so drunk Friday night that she passed out on a bench on the street.
Dan - Yeah she was definitely hammer tossed.
Hammer Tossed by SIUeeeeeeeeee June 30, 2009
To be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. Must be further along than just being baked. Mind games are a must for times like these.
"So anyone up for getting tophed today?"

"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"

"Here's the apple."

"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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