Being sideswiped with an unexpected comment or gesture, while you'realready down. Being teshed has an emotional component to the unexpected sideswipeness, unlike being "sheshed".
"When I told her I loved her, she dumped me. And then when I was crying, she kicked me in the balls."
to be completely and utterly wankered beyond repair/ pissed/ shit-faced.
derived from the Lambda Sigma fraternity (University of Lincoln) whose main initiation task is to remove letter 'H' from the pub THE SHED, to create TESHED.
'I was so teshed last night, I went for a naked swim in the Brayford with the Chicken Cottage staff. STANDARD BANTER'
You know your way around the streets, you’ve seenthe shit you needed, you’ve done your dirt and you’ve got out alive. You’ve been to war with your neighbors, fought through rough times. More importantly, you stay silent.
When you tell your significant other you did something that you're thinking of doing soon but haven't actually done yet so you can see exactly how mad they will get when you actually do it. Should they get REALLY mad you pretend it was a joke and don't do it.
Mad Tested. = Dude I totally Mad Tested my girlfriend last night and she wasn't all that mad so I'm going to skip that boring thing with her and her family this weekend and meet you at the bar instead.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.