Tophen

Surname of Ukrainian Royalty. Tophens are bred to have Higher than average IQ, breathtaking good looks, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a profound spiritual understanding of the universe which is caused by a rare genetic make up of extra activated DNA strands.

"That girl is so smart and beautiful! It must be because she is a Tophen!"

by StarseedIndigoPurifyer August 17, 2011

toptensexygamersofalltime

You use this word to destroy someone in an argument.

Person 1:AHHHhh!h!h!h!
Person 2:toptensexygamersofalltime

by daddybunkins December 6, 2021

Topgeneral

A Man who uses military talk to try to get a girlfriend.

Person 1:Hey you heard about Austin? He is trying to be a Topgeneral.

Person 2: Yea i know. Too bad she is getting fucked by two black guys.

by Finnashmurda June 3, 2018

Topher

Ya'll already know who i am, my name is Topher.

Person 1:Who are you?
Topher: Ya'll already know who i am, my name is Topher

by Loopy<3 January 5, 2023

Tophed

To be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. Must be further along than just being baked. Mind games are a must for times like these.

"So anyone up for getting tophed today?"

"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"

"Here's the apple."

"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"

by one who has been tophed July 15, 2009

Topherism

Anything that is poetic in nature dealing specifically with the weather

Girl, that was a sweet topherism you had last night while describing those cumulo-nimbus clouds.

Students please find the symbolism in this topherism.

by Dr. James Kurger September 29, 2007

Topheezy

(1) The name of a motha fuck'n real O-geezy.
(2) Straight up gangsta / wanksta.

(1) There is only one Topheezy!
(2) Did you see that pimp? - he's Topheezy, fo sheezy!

by original.topheezy May 14, 2009