A word that my brother and girlfriend have created. In the state of Massachusetts, there are many so-called, opposite potholes. This is where stupid ass tar or whatever sticks up from the ground creating it to be the opposite definition of a pothole. The term “pot” backwards is “top” so the beautifully extremely intelligent word “tophole” was created.
“Woah! I just ran over a huge tophole! God I hope my tire isn’t flat now”
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)