Top Mount

Where you get your sexual partner on their hands and knees and straddle them from behind, then proceed to place your right hand on the left breast and your left hand on the breast.

bro- how did your date go last night?
Bro- it went well, We went back to my place and i got that bitch in TOP MOUNT

Top Mount by C-Raig69 June 1, 2024

muffin top mountaineer 

there is two different kinds of muffin top mountaineers, vanilla and chocolate.

vanilla muffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.

chocolate muffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. Occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate muffin top mountaineers crave.

Dude check out colin, he's totally hitting on that fat bitch with grease stains on her shirt, what a vanilla muffin top mountaineer.

Yo nigga check out tyron, he's totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like Buddha's sista watta chocolate muffin top mountaineer.

muffin top mountaineer by thefatbitchslayer February 18, 2011

Mountain Top University 

A faith-based university which claims to be Christ-like ish but is actually an inconsiderate, incompassionate, religiously-fanatical, Christ impractical society. Denies students of fundamental human rights, violates and limits the power of their volition.

"In Mountain Top University we never joke with our rules and regulations." said DSA.

"There are two fathers of love, but as for me, I'm fire!!!!!! " said a regular loony.

"At Mountain Top University we're all prisoners of 'hope'" said the..............

Mountain Top University by Chi fu chen March 3, 2020

mountain top 

The nipple, usually a womans. Used in slang term as an analogy for sucking a breast

"So how far have you and Jonathon gone?" said an interested friend.
She said timidly, "He sucked the mountain top."

mountain top by Pheffercorn August 7, 2007

mountain top 

enthusiastically repeated after any epic story told, a large drink order, an awkward moment or hook up has occured. Also good to use in sexual situations when engaging in intercourse or other shenanigans. Also comes with a high-five.

"i just did the walk of shame home" MOUNTAIN TOP! (high five)
"can i have 3 long islands and 4 shots please?" MOUNTAIN TOP!

mountain top by OHYEAAH May 21, 2011

Mountain Top 

When a man ejaculates and the tip of his penis is covered in seamen, thus looking like a mountain top

Dude, she gave me a mountain top.

Mountain Top by Morado Matt June 19, 2010

Mountain Top 

Receiving a blowjob from a woman on the top of a mountain.

Guy #1: "This hot chick and I took a hike up a mountain and she sucked me off!"
Guy #2: "Nice! You got that Mountain Top!"

Mountain Top by The One and Only Mr. Clean September 23, 2018