1. After dominating cock mania, Miguel deserves the distinction of top cock.
2. You see the one with the gray feathers? Yeah, he's top cock.
2. You see the one with the gray feathers? Yeah, he's top cock.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
by mr fucking awesome April 03, 2009
The head of a un-circumcized penis. Quite sickening to look at and for a girl, it must feel like a big chunk of beef jerky in her mouth while giving head to someone with a Discombobulated Cock Top.
"I went down on my boyfriend for the first time over the weekend, and when i un-did his trousers....out popped a discombobulated cock top. I puked all over it, then left."
by Pepe Jimenez May 18, 2004
He makes my blood boil when he talks shit like that to me! He’s a fucking Cock Top!
Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!
Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!
by Lala Anne April 15, 2023
The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.
by Texas Man November 26, 2018