A bastardization of the idiom "Toot my own Horn" but emphasizing a narcissism equivalent to wanting to have sex with yourself. Used ironically to brag.
Person 1: I don't mean to toot my own dick but I think this is the best painting I have ever made and better than what anyone else will ever make.
Person 2: Keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an asshole.
Person 2: Keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an asshole.
by A. Creed May 8, 2010
Get the Toot my own dickmug.