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Tool-box 

A person with no humor,someone with predictable humor which seems to have been taken straight out of a movie he just saw...a box, square, tool.
-If you are reading this and do not quite understand what I am talking about, you are most likely a tool-box.

-that guy just called me gross for farting in public...Ya, he sure is a tool-box.

-The guy at the party ran around all night yelling "fuck me beautiful" because he just saw American Pie on DVD and thought it would be funny to say that all night to pretty girls just like Stiffler...He is clearly a fucking tool-box.
Tool-box by Jake T III December 24, 2008
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Tool-Box 

Why are you such a tool-box?
Tool-Box by Tool's August 5, 2008

tool Box 

Someone who is dumber than a 'Tool,' this person is described as a "Tool Box"
Jesus tity fucking christ is she a fucking Tool Box, WOW.
tool Box by BMOUNZ May 2, 2005

Tool Box 

Reference to a room full or folk easily termed as "Tools"
"Christ, the Lobby is a fuckin tool box today."
Tool Box by Hazard October 23, 2003

tool box 

Derogatory term for a Scion xB because of the ugly box-like shape of the car and the type of people who generally drive them: tools.
Damn it R.J., you are such a tool so go get in your tool box and drive the fuck out of here.
tool box by Poolside Becky May 2, 2008

Tool Box 

A mega tool; a boy who thinks that girls worship him but they want to vomit on his shoes.
Matt is not just a tool but he is a whole box of tools, a complete tool box.
Tool Box by Ho Train October 23, 2002

tool box 

Fuck going to Delts, that place is a tool box.

"Hey brah, meet me back at the tool box."
tool box by Dubizzle March 18, 2009
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