The guy who can't really help you fix the car you are working on or anything else for that matter. So to make them feel like they are worth anything at all you allow them to get you the tools you need for the job. Which is your first mistake cause this person is to much of a tard to know what tool you are talking about so you end up having to get it yourself.
Me: Hey can you hand me a Phillips Screwdriver and some Channel Locks.
Tool Bitch: Sure thing buddy ole pal... Phillips are the flat ones right? And what do Channel locks look like?
Me: Jesus dude, forget it. Can you just hand me the box cutter right there..
Tool Bitch: Here, but what do you need that for?
Me: My wrists.
Tool Bitch: Sure thing buddy ole pal... Phillips are the flat ones right? And what do Channel locks look like?
Me: Jesus dude, forget it. Can you just hand me the box cutter right there..
Tool Bitch: Here, but what do you need that for?
Me: My wrists.
by cool cool. April 16, 2010