2mm

tomorrow

not sure why, I just know it means this. Possibly a misspelling of "Tomorrow". The creator of this may of been an idiot who spelled it with 2 m's such as "Tommorrow" which is incorrect.

Are you coming 2mm?

Of Course!

by eidorian March 31, 2008

2mm

Lately becoming a popular text abbreviation for tomorrow amount iphone users.

"Srry babe, I can't go meet your parents 2mm."
"Well then I guess your just not getting the D 2mm either."

by Shio_ri November 24, 2013

2mm defeater

A small penis that somehow has the capability to impress many women.

Woman 1 “God have you seen Sam’s penis?”
Woman 2 “Oh my it was so beautiful and cute!”
Sam “Quite the schmuck I have right lil old 2mm defeater.”

by Kermit soup suck July 9, 2022

2mm wonder

Donald Trump's willy

"Donald I can't feel anything arse u in my pussy yet? Honestly that 2mm wonder couldn't make a sexually deprived mouse with a tight pussy cum" ~ Melanie Trump

by MYOB you nosy bastards August 11, 2019

2mm cannon

A reference to a non homosexual individual who farts persentantly and putridly.

I worked out with Javo in the gym last night and he had me lifting weights in the corner when his 2mm cannon was going off.

by Baro, J', Javo May 8, 2003