Too Fat 

When you realize your butt doesn't even fit on the toilet anymore.

Cheetos give you the consequence of being too fat.

Too Fat by Hyenabird X January 18, 2018

too fat 

its what EZcheese, aka N1NJ4 is

When EZ got oped, i de-oped him cause he was too fat

too fat by ditto_n December 24, 2003

Too Fat For the Internet

When someone is so fat, they cannot even fit into clothes bought off the internet.

I went to buy this shirt online for my fiancee Justin, but he turned out to be too fat for the internet.

Too Fat For the Internet by John Joepseudonym January 16, 2008

Too Fat To Scan 

"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.

The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.

Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."

Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"

Too Fat To Scan by JacOP October 5, 2013

Too Fat Bowl Syndrome 

Too Fat Bowl Syndrome (TFBS) is a condition that plagues stoners across the nation. TFBS occurs when one is packing a device used for smoking marijuana with marijuana and over packs or stuffs the bowl to the point that no suction occurs. Many have hypothesized the reason that TFBS occurs. The prevailing theory is that because marijuana makes you tired, therefore lazy, you lazily pack the bowl and pack it so tightly that it is sealed. Another theory is that marijuana users will pack bowls so large that they last many rotations, eliminating the need to move, also because of the laziness caused by marijuana. No one wants to keep packing bowls. These two theories coincide and are generally analogous to each other. However recently, a rogue theory has come about that some people just like fat bowls. While all the theories may have some truths to them, only one thing is certain about TFBS: it is an epidemic, and there is no solution. It will never stop.

Stoner 1: I've never seen a bowl this fat! You definitely have Too Fat Bowl Syndrome.
Stoner 2: DUDE, THIS BOWL IS TOO FAT! Your TFBS is acting up.
Stoner 3: Whats a nigga to do?
Stoner 4: What you need to do is puff puff pass bitch.

Too Fat Bowl Syndrome by Weed Smokers United January 15, 2008

too fat for jesus to love 

Used to point out to someone that they are being a hater to the extent that they look like an asshole.

Jen: "That Brittany is such a skank. Did you see the size of the sluttoo back there? I guess she needs all the advertising she can get."

Steph: "Jen, you are too fat for jesus to love."

too fat for jesus to love by Peter Bilt July 22, 2008

Too Fat To Fall 

Being in an (undeservedly) well-off position

I would love to see him fry, but now Roger just seem to be Too Fat To Fall.

Too Fat To Fall by OsloCalling July 7, 2010