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A miserable fellow who does not enjoy the company of other people, and would rather sit in his room and drink cheap Sangria wine and beer. Comes from "Tom the S.O.B."
"You're such a Tomsob"
Tomsob by HRC September 16, 2003
Words you can keep
the feeling after being tazed in the ass and kind of liking it.
"hey let me taze your ass!"
"sure i'll hella tombob it!"
tombob by jmg96 February 2, 2018

tomsbannedvssy_

Tomsbannedvssy_ is a tiktoker who posts explicit and some what concerning content about Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield, Joe Keery, and Ariana Grande. They also have a deep rooted hatred towards Zendaya
"Tomsbannedvssy_ just posted an edit and they snatched Zendaya's poorly laced weave right off her bald scalp."
A tomson is a hairstyle that is a direct result of not showering for a minimum of two days. It may appear to be a new type of soft pomade, but upon closer inspection, you will find that it is just a general lack of Hygiene.

A tomson is not to be confused with the family name Thompson, which is a true and respectable family name.
After spiking his hair up and wiping off his fingers, Jason said, "As long as I put on enough deodorant, no one will know that I have a tomson!"

Joe leaned his head against the glass window, when Sarah suddenly shouted, "Get your tomson off my window! You’re leaving slime on it!"
Tomson by floydstime March 4, 2010

tomoblem 

Dustin: Hey it’s 6pm and Agatha is working late, complaining the printer isn’t working!

Me: Sounds like a tomoblem!
tomoblem by sameplayer August 30, 2021

Torsobuilder 

A person who is unable to be called a 'body'builder as they only train the upper half of their body, leaving everything below their waist to resemble chicken legs as they do not incorporate a leg day within their workout routine.
Typically male, and resembles that of a gym bunny in the way that they are obsessive at their physical appearance, but are too lazy to lift anything with their legs, making them a mockery in the bodybuilding community.
Are also very defensive about any comments directed towards their child like sized legs.
A: "Haha, check out that guy over there thinking he's a boss pressing hard on bench, have you seen his legs??"
B: "Omg, they're literally going to snap in half when he stands up"
A: "Pffftt I know, such a torsobuilder...."
Torsobuilder by Banimus October 20, 2015

tomoblem 

Dustin: Hey it’s 6pm and Agatha is working late, complaining the printer isn’t working!

Me: Sounds like a tomoblem!
tomoblem by sameplayer August 30, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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