Tomson 

A tomson is a hairstyle that is a direct result of not showering for a minimum of two days. It may appear to be a new type of soft pomade, but upon closer inspection, you will find that it is just a general lack of Hygiene.

A tomson is not to be confused with the family name Thompson, which is a true and respectable family name.

After spiking his hair up and wiping off his fingers, Jason said, "As long as I put on enough deodorant, no one will know that I have a tomson!"

Joe leaned his head against the glass window, when Sarah suddenly shouted, "Get your tomson off my window! You’re leaving slime on it!"

Tomson by floydstime March 4, 2010

connor Tomson 

SOMEONE WITH A WEE TINY DICK

OMG YOU HAVE A CONNOR Tomson

connor Tomson by daveyeyuhf February 26, 2017

torsonic polarity syndrome 

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.

A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.

torsonic polarity syndrome by Welsh21 February 2, 2012

TomMonster 

1. (N) A mythical creature.

2. (N) Demonic Apparition

3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."

They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."

If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.

4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"

5. (N) Missing Link

6. (N) Rapist

See also: "Uncle Tom"

See also: "T.M.A."

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Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?

Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?

Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.

Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.

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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.

Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.

TomMonster by SeanShizzle September 26, 2009

Tomione 

The ship of Tom Marvolo Riddle and Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter series though the ship is not cannon. This ship is typically only found in fanfiction and a large pull behind it is the similarities between the two characters. Knowledge seekers and highly intelligent. One goes on to become a powerful Dark Lord and the other is considered the brightest witch of her age as well as being instrumental in helping to defeat Voldemort (in cannon). It is referred to as Tomione or mentioned as TRHG.

Tomione is used to identify the pairing of Tom Riddle and Hermione Granger. In an AU world of Harry Potter Hermione Granger somehow comes into contact with Tom Marvolo Riddle (AKA Lord Voldemort). Through this contact some form of a relationship forms through their interactions and can eventually lead to a romantic relationship. This pairing typically fights against each other, but something generally draws them together. Both are highly intelligent, love learning, seek out knowledge on magic, top students, Prefects and members of the Slugclub...they've got much in common though many issues to battle through.

Tomione by knowledgeaddicted December 27, 2011

paul thomson 

Adorable drummer/sometimes guitarist of Scottish rock band Franz Ferdinand, formerly in The Yummy Fur and currently half of the DJ outfit Polyester (his wife Ester being the other half). Once supported himself as a life model at the Glasgow School of Art and is reportedly the best hung man in Scotland.

Paul Thomson's drum kit does not have rack toms because they would block the audence's view of him.

paul thomson by kseda May 16, 2006

tolson 

hard as nails, not to be messed with and as straight as a lamp post.

hes a fucking nutter hes got to be a "tolson"

tolson by a tolson August 9, 2009