Tommy Dad

One who does not work; but instead spends hours on Facebook sharing everything, all the while collecting unemployment. Relies on others for vehicles , college tuition, power bills, food for his family, vet bills, Etc.

A tick, parasite or louse.

Don't be a Tommy Dad , get off you ass and go to work!

Tommy Dad by c2l2 April 30, 2020

Timmy's Dad 

Timmy Turner's dad on the popular nickelodeon cartoon "The Fairly Odd Parents".

He has now become a popular meme (on websites like memestache), and he is the icon that provides the answer to questions like "Who's fault is this??"

His answering is commonly "Dinkleberg...", but is sometimes adjusted to him saying something that rhymes/ends with "-berg." to match the original question.

Timmy's Mom: Honey, why does your tie clash with your shirt?
Timmy's Dad: Dinkleberg!!

Timmy's Dad by artistictouch856 November 26, 2011

Daddy tummy 

Similar to dadbod - it refers to a man his 30s who has children and also a bit of a belly on him... Usually of more a chubby man than a full blown beer gut.

‘Looks like you’re growing a bit of a daddy tummy there! Your belly looks a bit bigger!’

Daddy tummy by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 May 23, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012