Tom Fuck 

Tom gets into Tom Foolery with but with no fucks given

Tom is always a fuck

Every group has a fucking Tom

Tom fuck not again

You are such a Tom fuck

Tom Fuck by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020

fuck off tom 

when your friend, Tomarse Roads, is being an annoying cunt

He's so annoying, Fuck off Tom

fuck off tom by TwitchingBoss July 22, 2016

Tom Fuckery 

1.) All acts of foolishness and misbehaviour that can normally be encompassed by the word Tom Foolery. Substituting "Fuckery" rather than "Foolery" gives the term a more meaningful tonality when used.

What's with all this Tom Fuckery?

I don't want to see anymore Tom Fuckery going on, understand?

Tom Fuckery by Atticus187 December 22, 2008

tom-fuckery 

A completely screwed up situation in a work or social setting caused by a group of people who are careless and likely very stupid. It is similar to tom foolery but much more extreme.

"Hey what took so long at the Dr. Office?
"I had to wait 2 hours for my results because the idiot nurses were busy with some kind of tom-fuckery"

"Wow, did you hear who got busted this weekend and went to jail?"
"That's what happens when you hang out and party with that gang. They are always up to some kind of tom-fuckery".

tom-fuckery by dumbluck2013 November 5, 2013

Tom Fuckin' Brady 

When you're so damn good, you're like 2x NFL MVP and 4x Super Bowl champ Tom Brady

He's like Tom Fuckin' Brady out there

Tom Fuckin' Brady by tFb49 May 19, 2016

Tom Fuckery 

Similar to tom foolery, Tom fuckery is used to describe something or someone very stupid, or something very stupid that someone is doing.

Today has been nothing but a bunch of Tom Fuckery. I got into an accident, and my girl cheated on me!

Tom Fuckery by Poopeepoo October 22, 2014

tom fuckery 

When you and ur women are doingit in the bathroom in a classy restaurant.

Justin: me and my biatch did some tom fuckery at Applebee's last night!

Bobby: wow u prolly got a VD.

tom fuckery by CrimRT October 28, 2007