Tom Ass Cruise

(1) Someone who gets all pissed off when you shoot them with a squirt gun.

(2) Someone who jumps on your couch.

(1) TOM ASS CRUISE: "Why did you do that? You're a JERK!"
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tom ass foolery

an extreme case of tomfoolery;absurd nonsense or foolishness;unexplainable stupidity
Guy #1: Did you see the fat moron in the parking lot wearing the Jedi robe the other day?

Guy #2: Yea,I was walking to my car and as I passed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. I just laughed in his face. What a fucking idiot!

Guy #2: Haha,now that's some tom ass foolery right there.
by Can I have $5? April 10, 2005
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Uncle Tom Ass Nigga

Derogatory term used mostly by black americans to describe black men whom they feel have lost touch with, or turned against, their own culture.
"Who's this police ass nigga?", asked Buckwheat.
"That's my bitch ass neighbor", said Alfalfa.
"You tell that Uncle Tom Ass Nigga that I'm watching him", said Buckwheat.
"Alright. I'll tell him right now."
by Attritionist December 08, 2020
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Tom Hanks your ass

To use Tom Hanks to counter the movie someone just said during a game of Shenanigans.
"Don't say The Green Mile or he'll Tom Hanks your ass!"
by Alex Bernhardt January 12, 2009
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Tom ass

He is a plate
"tom ass was up till 5am playing video games"
"tom ass put on his moms makup and looks like a monster"
what have we learned?

tomass is a bad boy. he deserves to be thrown
by ye plait peeple June 25, 2023
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