Tom ass 

He is a plate

"tom ass was up till 5am playing video games"
"tom ass put on his moms makup and looks like a monster"
what have we learned?

tomass is a bad boy. he deserves to be thrown

Tom ass by ye plait peeple June 24, 2023

Tom Ass Cruise 

(1) Someone who gets all pissed off when you shoot them with a squirt gun.

(2) Someone who jumps on your couch.

(1) TOM ASS CRUISE: "Why did you do that? You're a JERK!"

Tom Ass Cruise by Katie "not quite brainwashed" Holmes January 13, 2007

tom ass foolery 

an extreme case of tomfoolery;absurd nonsense or foolishness;unexplainable stupidity

Guy #1: Did you see the fat moron in the parking lot wearing the Jedi robe the other day?

Guy #2: Yea,I was walking to my car and as I passed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. I just laughed in his face. What a fucking idiot!

Guy #2: Haha,now that's some tom ass foolery right there.

tom ass foolery by Can I have $5? April 9, 2005

Uncle Tom Ass Nigga 

Derogatory term used mostly by black americans to describe black men whom they feel have lost touch with, or turned against, their own culture.

"Who's this police ass nigga?", asked Buckwheat.
"That's my bitch ass neighbor", said Alfalfa.
"You tell that Uncle Tom Ass Nigga that I'm watching him", said Buckwheat.
"Alright. I'll tell him right now."

Uncle Tom Ass Nigga by Attritionist December 7, 2020

Tom Hanks your ass 

To use Tom Hanks to counter the movie someone just said during a game of Shenanigans.

"Don't say The Green Mile or he'll Tom Hanks your ass!"

Tom Hanks your ass by Alex Bernhardt January 11, 2009

Rolo Tomassi 

The guy who gets away with it.

Rolo Tomassi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. - "Shotgun" Ed Exley

Rolo Tomassi by PoopyButt1 November 3, 2012

Tomasso 

A Tomasso is an old-world Italian gentleman who will open and hold the door for you without a second thought to it. He has a heart of gold and a smile that can kill. You can ask anything of him as long as it doesn't threaten him or anyone he loves or holds dear. Don't get on this guys' bad side though, you will find yourself in a very bad place.

He likes cars and nature, and a favorite color is green.

He is a gentleman at a gentleman's best.

Many females should want to know a Tomasso, for people like them are rare.

"Chivalry is dead."

"No it's not, Tomasso is still here."

Tomasso by Sunshineflower34 March 16, 2012