Tom Tucker 

A character from the television series, 'Family Guy'. He is the anchorman on Channel 5 News, the show co-hosted by Diane Simmons.

Diane Simmons: Tom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous closet-case.

Tom Tucker: Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane.

Tom Tucker by Rock DJ December 3, 2004

Tom Tucker 

A referance to an unknown person

eg anyone whos identity who you are unsure of.

Megan you love Tom Tucker.

Tom Tucker by feinian June 21, 2010

Tom Tucker 

n. The male act of tucking the front of ones shirt down and under the scrotum.

Reasons for preforming a Tom Tucker could range anywhere from comfort to security.

To compensate for a large gooch that was often prone to becoming quite moist, Gary came to depend upon the security and comfort of a well tucked Tom Tucker.

After being regularly pantsed in gym class, Nate started thinking two steps ahead in the form of a snugly placed Tom Tucker.

Tom Tucker by RYANLANG69 May 3, 2011

tomfuckery 

Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.

An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.

tomfuckery by AWads September 7, 2007

tomfuckery 

When your friend does something really fucking stupid and doesn't stop

Bill Im not sure if I can take anymore of your tomfuckery

Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out

I rip you in half you little shit!

Well come get some old man

Come here you scaly fuck

Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase

NO! all these soul stairs!

tomfuckery by Mirik November 2, 2017

TomFuckery 

Similar to “TomFoolery,” but to a much higher extent.

I AM SICK OF YOUR TOMFUCKERY, JOHN.

TomFuckery by voidheart69 March 17, 2020

tomfuckery 

Similar to 'tomfoolery' but more extreme.

"Some bastard has just posted cat excrement through my letterbox, this is a serious case of tomfuckery!"

tomfuckery by johnny peach May 24, 2021

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026