ToiletHeads

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Same as a crackhead but craving a toilet paper fix.

ToiletHead says: “Say my brother...y’all got any more of that toilet paper?”

Where did all the toilet paper go?

To them ToiletHeads over there.

ToiletHeads by HarleyeffnQuinn March 17, 2020

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toiletheadism

the worship and religion of the figure "toilethead"

let us pray in the name of toiletheadism

toiletheadism by ah jeez October 13, 2011

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toilethead

someone who really gets on your nerves but thinks your their best friend andwont go away

hide!that toilet head is over there'!
or..im goin to go and sit with toilet head hel buy me a pint then ill phuq off

toilethead by anony mouse July 4, 2004

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toilethead

a religion in praising the one and only toilethead, and asking his guidance when needed

OHHHH toilethead, bless thy name

praise be the name of toilethead

toilethead by ah jeez October 13, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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