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Toilet. by Hannah February 27, 2003
A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
Toilet by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
A place where history is made
#toiletislife
#notsponcered
King of rock died in a toilet.
(Verb) to ride a baby gorilla while doing tik tok dances, eating mac & cheese, and fighting space aliens.
Person: Bro I cant wait to Toilet today!
Toilet by Danny DeVito's Eyelash November 6, 2022
It eats your poop.
I took a crap on the toilet and the toilet ate it
Toilet by whereisyourboy4 November 4, 2009
A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.

Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
Toilet by Jo-Bro December 9, 2010