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Toilet
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A Holy shrine that will take
whatever
you
throw
at it. A golden seat of
relief
.
Guy 1:
Dude
where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my
dinner
from last night, I think I partied too
hard
.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
Toilet
by
Jo-Bro
December 9, 2010
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