Toilet-shit
Toilet-shit by jeakiller May 8, 2010
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post-toilet shit disorder
1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
post-toilet shit disorder by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014
A toilet to toilet shit
Its when you take a really big shit in one toilet and it starts to become full so you run and switch to another toilet to finish it.
A toilet to toilet shit by Ijusttookapoophehee January 2, 2011
MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING
When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO
MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022
same shit different toilet
same shit different toilet by ConanSBC August 24, 2019
same shit different toilet
same shit different toilet by chrisbrownslover May 13, 2011
same shit different toilet
1) When something happens that you’ve already experienced before.
2) When you already know the outcome of a dumb idea.
2) When you already know the outcome of a dumb idea.
“Hey Cole’s blacked out drunk and it’s 3:00pm on a Tuesday”
“We’ll sounds like the same shit different toilet”
“We’ll sounds like the same shit different toilet”
same shit different toilet by Technicoo April 10, 2022
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