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toilet sex 

The act of giving/getting the shaft while one or the other our both parties are using the toilet or the floor or just pooping wherever their fucking
"I want to fuck you so bad but I got to take a shit." Jane says holding her asshole. "Well why don't I join you and we can have toilet sex and you can shit on my balls!" John replied joyfully.
toilet sex by Yetti June 18, 2006

Toilet Sex 

An act of which three people join together in the toilets to piss
Person one: guys I really need to pee!
Person two: yes! toilet seggs!
Person three: yes lets go have toilet seggs!

Person four: whats toilet sex?

Person one: where we go and piss in the toilets!
Toilet Sex by goffgorl February 22, 2022

Skibidi toilet sex 

You have to much time on your hands...
Why would anyone find Skibidi toilet sex attractive? The toilets are hideous and the series is weird. You aren't much better because here you are, looking up Skibidi toilet sex on Urban dictionary! OH MY GOD

Nigga Sex Toilet 

A toilet that is used by niggas during sex.
Nigga 1: BROO I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

Nigga 2: Don't use that toilet though, that's a nigga sex toilet.

Nigga 1: Thank you for informing me of the importance of this nigga sex toilet. I shall now proceed to defecate in a different lavatory.

Sexy Toilet Mess

When you and your partner are both on the toilet together and want to have sex. You both do it together on the toilet. And you make a big mess after it’s all over. There is stuff everywhere on the walls, floor ,and curling of the bathroom.
Jack and Kelly had a sexy toilet mess together after they both came home from work.

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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