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A tofuman (toe-foo-mihn) is someone who has a bland personality, has no special traits, or does what a majority of other people do that isn't special.
Emmet from the LEGO Movie is probably a tofuman.
Tofuman by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021
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a super hero that fights the evil meatman in the popular SV comic called "The Adventures of TOFUMAN!"...for more info try our website. www.angelfire.com/comics/svproductions
Tofuman, alongside his sidekick, potatoboy, have defeated the evil meatman and his cohort, the evil questionmark.
tofuman by anthony July 20, 2003
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dumb white washed azn boi, trying to be like the big G inq
Henry and lilpimpinkim
tofuman by fuck u April 10, 2003
A faggot that eats tofu. Most likely to preach about the "wonders" of vegetarianism.
tofuman by str8 4 life April 10, 2003
A type of manly that exceeds unluckiness and too dense to feel romance. TouMAN is a man who were unintended to build a harem from his works, charm and aura. Named after Touma, the most unlucky man in the world who gets 9,000+ clones, psychics, holy women and even a sadistic boy fall for his charms.

UNLUCKY BASTARD!
Dante is a TouMAN. He collects girls everywhere he goes.
TouMAN by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018

Tofumaster 

The Master of tofu who will scrimmage all
Tofumaster will scrimmage you all with my tofu
Tofumaster by Tofumaster October 9, 2008
Toumany haves a baby dick
toumany by Mr.hatercom May 9, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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