Tofili

A super tiny penis, like miniature, maybe even microscopic. it’s like insanely small. shockingly small.

Yo he packing a Tofili

by mbarshall July 29, 2021

ToiLIT

When you light a toilet on fire with a lighter and deodorant

Yo mate why was it when i was in N block toilets There was a ToiLIT

by anonymous November 29, 2019

Tofil

N. Tofil: An out of control drunk person who has no consideration for others especially jews. Likes fire and ripping apart trees.

V. Tofiling: 1. The act of hunting or subdueing a wild tofil in its natural habitat. 2. The act of getting so drunk you turn into a tofil.

n. That guy at the bar last night was being a real tofil.

v. Hey you guys want to go tofiling tonight.

by shipple May 6, 2010

toilie doilie

The disposable paper toilet seat covers found in public restrooms.

Dude, if you use the shitter at Cost Cutter, you'd better use the toilie doilie - that place is nasty.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 19, 2008

tonilicious

adjective describing something far more pleasurable than oobah. Awesome another nickname for one Mr. Tula

Holy crap, that was the most tonilicious song I've ever heard

by Mr. Tula January 26, 2004

Toiliter

Something funny you write for Urban Dictionary while spending time on the toilet.

After writing so many definitions on Urban Dictionary while on the toilet, I realized I was a Toiliter!

by Frank Palace November 3, 2018

toilin cregan

ur 2 fave teachers cuz 1.coilin regan is extremely sexy and you stalk his Facebook page and 2. timothy carrollegar is so funny u think u might die. but then there's 3. when coilin and timothy r best friends they become toilin

"omg did u hear their names are coilin and timothy?"
"omg no! that's toilin cregan"

by im a shitface April 12, 2017