Tofili
A super tiny penis, like miniature, maybe even microscopic. it’s like insanely small. shockingly small.
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Tofili • tonilia • teofilis • tofflin • Tofil • Toilichte • toilie doilie • Toilified • Toilimbo • toilin cregan
Tofil
N. Tofil: An out of control drunk person who has no consideration for others especially jews. Likes fire and ripping apart trees.
V. Tofiling: 1. The act of hunting or subdueing a wild tofil in its natural habitat. 2. The act of getting so drunk you turn into a tofil.
V. Tofiling: 1. The act of hunting or subdueing a wild tofil in its natural habitat. 2. The act of getting so drunk you turn into a tofil.
toilie doilie
Dude, if you use the shitter at Cost Cutter, you'd better use the toilie doilie - that place is nasty.
toilie doilie by Gett'n N Eiffel January 19, 2008
tonilicious
adjective describing something far more pleasurable than oobah. Awesome another nickname for one Mr. Tula
tonilicious by Mr. Tula January 26, 2004
Toiliter
After writing so many definitions on Urban Dictionary while on the toilet, I realized I was a Toiliter!
Toiliter by Frank Palace November 3, 2018
toilin cregan
ur 2 fave teachers cuz 1.coilin regan is extremely sexy and you stalk his Facebook page and 2. timothy carrollegar is so funny u think u might die. but then there's 3. when coilin and timothy r best friends they become toilin
toilin cregan by im a shitface April 12, 2017
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.