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Tofil

N. Tofil: An out of control drunk person who has no consideration for others especially jews. Likes fire and ripping apart trees.

V. Tofiling: 1. The act of hunting or subdueing a wild tofil in its natural habitat. 2. The act of getting so drunk you turn into a tofil.
n. That guy at the bar last night was being a real tofil.

v. Hey you guys want to go tofiling tonight.
by shipple May 6, 2010
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Toilet Guy

An apt name for the Accessible Icon Project's proposed replacement for the International Symbol of Access, the globally recognized icon symbolizing accessibility for people with disabilities. The new symbol, while intended to resemble a wheelchair racer, looks uncannily like a guy trying to wipe his rear after using the toilet.
Some disability advocates like the new "Accessible Icon," while others find it offensive, call it "Toilet Guy," and think it promotes a hierarchy of disability acceptance .
by autact7 November 8, 2015
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eau de toilette

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.
I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.
by Starchylde May 31, 2016
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Toiletry

A subdefinition of poetry. Toiletry is a version of poetry specifically dedicated to toilet topics, such as feces, urine, vomit, or other general activities that take place in a bathroom or other venues for such activities, such as sexual intercourse, lunch, laptop movies, homework, among others.
Example of Toiletry:

are you kidding? who said i had clothes off?
nobody told you? i partake in an abnormal ritual of sitting down on a toilet seat with all of my clothes on, and excrete waste into my pants, suspending it above the water,
teasing the water...
then right before i feel i've teased enough, i moon the water,
exposing it to enormous amounts of fecal decay large enough to suffocate even the largest of orifices.
-2007 John Jenkins
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Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
by Eddy August 5, 2007
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Guacamole nigga toilet

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.
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Tofled

Meaning owned, used by radiant valorant dipshits.
Person 1-"Damn, you just got fucking tofled".

Person 2- "What the fuck is a tofle".
by The pistacchio November 27, 2021
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