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The act of three or more people pleasuring themselves using only their toes.
Person 1: “my toes have felt lonely lately”
Person 2: “some buddies i know are having a toesome tonight why dont you tag along”
Person 1: “my toes want in on that for sure”
Toesome by Big booty bop November 29, 2023
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When two bitches are getting their toe nails painted by someone that has a foot fetish.
I was at a party last night and I got my toesome on with Lisa and Lesley. Best toesome I’ve had all week….
Toesome by Bamambalynn August 11, 2025
Used to say that thing are very awesome
Tosome is a short word for: Totally awesome.

And the word is totally awesome.
"Dude, that shit is tosome"
"Dude, that poop is tosome"
"Dude, if that isn't tosome, i don't know what is tosome"
Tosome by Tosome-man May 4, 2010

tossometer 

An imaginary device that measures how truly dire something is.
Guy1: "Get a load of my new Hawaian shirt - it rocks!"
Guy2: "Sorry dude, it's a ten on the tossometer."

totesome 

an abreviation for "totally aweseome" usually used by lame high school girls.
OMG, that field trip was totesome.
totesome by Michellypoo September 23, 2005
When something is so utterly beyond awesome that using the word awesome alone is no longer good enough to describe it. This word is used for when something is so epic that there is no word for it, so then this word is used.

This word is always used with a capital because of the sheer epicness it conveys.
Dude that pic of the bear with lazer guns and it's riding a shark like a surfboard, it's Torsome!
Torsome by Face_less7 June 15, 2011
Is a user on TikTok on begging to be on urban dictionary.
taesome by Juwwuwuwuwu July 15, 2022
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