I was at a party last night and I got my toesome on with Lisa and Lesley. Best toesome I’ve had all week….
by Bamambalynn August 11, 2025
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Man, this motherfucker rope-a-doped me and sold me some bullshit. This is not the same shit as what he let me try…..Fuck
by Bamambalynn August 11, 2025
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The carnivorous cooter on this bitch looked like the killer plant from Little Shop of Horrors, “ feed me, Seymour” scared the shit out of me!
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