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Toelanges 

Toelanges would be the foot version of Phalanges (fa-lan-ges); fingers.
I dropped a hammer on my foot, breaking my Toelanges
Toelanges by Caseymaeve December 29, 2021
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Toelingus 

Foreplay that features someone licking their partners toes for sexual arousal. Featured in one of BLR's videos.
I gave her toelingus and she loved it.
Toelingus by Lost_in_translation August 30, 2016

TheLongestWordInTheUniverse 

THISISTHELONESTWORDINTHEHOLYFUCKINGUNIVERSEANDIAMNOTUSINGANYSPACETOWRITETHIS.SOIFYOUCANREADWHATTHISSAYS,GOANDBUTAMUGFROMTHELINKBELOWTHISDESCRIPTIONOFTHELONGESTWORDINTHEHOLYFUCKINGUNIVERSE.JUSTIGNORETHECOMMAANDFULLSTOPSTHENTHISWILLBETHELONGESTWORDINTHEUNIVERSE,IT'STOTALLYNOTASENTANSE.
look Bob, i have found the longest word in the universe. THISISTHELONESTWORDINTHEHOLYFUCKINGUNIVERSEANDIAMNOTUSINGANYSPACETOWRITETHIS.SOIFYOUCANREADWHATTHISSAYS,GOANDBUTAMUGFROMTHELINKBELOWTHISDESCRIPTIONOFTHELONGESTWORDINTHEHOLYFUCKINGUNIVERSE.JUSTIGNORETHECOMMAANDFULLSTOPSTHENTHISWILLBETHELONGESTWORDINTHEUNIVERSE,IT'STOTALLYNOTASENTANSE.

telenges 

A Fucking Retard
That guy is a telenges.
telenges by Hoorah POop February 24, 2018

Toelingus 

Instead of putting in the work with your tongue you get tired and send in the "B" team and continue to tickle her clit with your toe
'Man Ray , she was taking FOREVER to get her lady nut so I had to get her to the finish line by giving her Toelingus'
~ ~ Also a "made up word" used on YouTube's B.L.R.
Toelingus by ROOFINGOD March 30, 2017

thelongestwordyouwilleverseeinenglishhistory 

The longest word you will ever see in english history
Eg. Say you are in an argumlement to win the arguement and confuse your opponent say "Thelongestwordyouwilleversee in englishdictionary"
Eg 2.
Have you seen "thelongestwordyouwilleverseeinenglishhistory"?

thelongestwordisthisonerightherenothingwilleverbelongerthanthiswordrighthere 

the longest word is this one right here nothing will ever be longer than this word right here
This is thelongestwordisthisonerightherenothingwilleverbelongerthanthiswordrighthere it crazy how that is the longest word
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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