phalanges 

They're technically your finger bones. Also mentioned in friends, as phoebe calls herself Regina Phalange and claims to rachel there is something wrong with her plane to paris's left phalange.

Also, an awesome handshake in which you and another person put your hands out, wiggle them, and say "phalanges"! it's something much cooler than a high five, but given for the same reasons.

"Do you have DSL?"
"No you perve, i have FiOS"
*laughs*
"Now gimme some phalange"

*awkward silence*
"PHALANGES!" =)

phalanges by phalangeloverx April 6, 2009

phalanges 

the anatomical description of the the frigers or toes. used by doctors and phobebe in friends as a character name.

Patient has severed the right 2nd and 4th phalange and used his left 1st to pick his nose.

phalanges by Claire Beaumont May 13, 2005

phalanges 

n. a "high five", i.e. slapping hands in celebration. From the literal meaning of the word - the bones of the fingers.

Great game, give me phalanges!

phalanges by AsInWreck June 14, 2009

phalanges 

when you and another person bump your fists together in greeting or celebration (refers to the name of the bones in your hand that collide when the act is performed)

nice drive, areeb. give me some phalanges.

phalanges by Fortunato1 September 1, 2008

Phalanges 

The name of the bone that is at your Fingertips, literally. This silly word can often be used in substitute for a cuss word, or just said for the fun of it. There is no absolute definition of "phalanges" in the funny context, as it is a word that is just randomly brought up. It may be considered an onomatopoeia.

"Ahhh phalanges I left my car keys in the house!"
"Phalanges! You just stepped on my toe!!"

Phalanges by Itsjadeyall July 11, 2018

Disloyal Proximal Phalanges 

Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.

Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.

Disloyal Proximal Phalanges by Milandra September 29, 2011

fecal phalanges 

a condition in which the human fingers are covered in dung from excessive anal play

Jim and I were up really late last and now we both have fecal phalanges.

fecal phalanges by poopyhands September 5, 2007