Toe missle

A kick in the butt, usually from anger.

Man, don't make me explode a toe missle in your ass!!!

by Devilbones July 24, 2009

Missle Toe

a visible hanging nut sack when someone moons you

Kurt moon'd the croud...not only did they see his ass, they saw his missle toe too

by Jay November 28, 2003

Missle Toe

The male version of camel toe, when a guy's weiner is showing through tight jeans.

I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!

by JeremyFeit December 13, 2016

Missle toe

A rapid or Swift kick in the ass resulting in your toe entering someone's anus.

Carl is such an idiot, he got missle toed.

by Villan rich May 14, 2020

Missle toe

A missle that looks like a toe

Person 1: OK fine I killed them
Person 2: With what?
Person 1: A missle toe🙄🙄🙄🙄

by SlayQueenCheryl September 3, 2022

missile toe

the male version of cameltoe, i.e., when you can see the guy's package because of the tightness of the pants

Wow, Jim's missile toe nearly put my eye out today when he walked up to my cubicle.

by Jon Michael November 2, 2007

misle toe

when someone rears back as far as they can and shove their toe up an ass hole until that person is lifted off the ground and their ass hole is pouring blood and other fluids

Bitch shut the fuck up before i give you the misle toe!!!!

by littleSton3rDICK(kkk4life) September 24, 2009