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toe or finger

a game in which the first player closes their eyes and the other places either a toe or a finger in between their nose and upper lip and the first player must guess what it is. If they are correct, the two players switch. Other wise, you keep going until he guesses right.
Jim: "Hey lets play toe or finger!"

Mike: "OK go"
(mike closes eyes, Jim sticks toe in front of mikes face")

Mike: "Toe."

Jim: "Your right. my turn!"

My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails 

My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails
My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails

Toe Fingers 

A term used by 1 teen girl to address the type of fingers the passenger in her car has.
What the hell is toe fingers?
I don't know. Just a stupid Rogers commercial anyways.
Toe Fingers by Q400 August 22, 2011

Toe Fingered 

To have short stubby fingers resembling toes.

Having a short stubby penis resembling a toe.
He is so toe fingered that he can't just push one button on the elivator.

You're a toe fingered fuck!
Toe Fingered by Mike Rotch Hertz April 22, 2004

Black Toe/Fingernail Polish

My girl got these black toe/fingernail polish....I can't wait until tonight!!!!

toefingersalad 

Young Jofuss Dean dips his willy in Katie’s homemade salad and then feeds the remains to Dave’s victims
Victims to Dave: “What’s for tea”
Dave: “a freshly made toefingersalad”
toefingersalad by Naz Naz May 1, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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