Toe Joe

The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.

I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.

Toe Joe by keeper of the real May 26, 2020

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camel-toe-joe

any person that that loves the site of camel-toe

1st guy: (salivating) wow, did you see her camel-toe? I'd like to chew on that!

2nd guy: man, you're such a camel-toe-joe

camel-toe-joe by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

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Toe Joe • camel-toe-joe • JOE-TOE • Ur uncle joe a Toe • toe • toe up • toe rag • toe sucker • toe job • toe tag

JOE-TOE

A Homosexual person, usually someone who acts doesnt cheat on girls or is like the ESK members. joto pronounced read in english

hataz homos
actin like joe-toes
its a nono
to fuck with us bro
we attac like a pack of lobos (assassin *ESK*)

JOE-TOE by My Brownie Records October 8, 2008

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Joe toe

Jaun Pablo Maureen

That guy looks like a real joe toe

Joe toe by Layla 666 October 17, 2018

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Ur uncle joe a Toe

One of the most deadly roasts ever created if ur hit with one of these you are dead...

Timmy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: No u
Timmy: ur uncle joe a toe

Bobby: *dies

Ur uncle joe a Toe by Memelunch April 13, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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