When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it
Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.
Some popular tiktoker who’s obsessed with the Simpsons but is now going through a flop era even though they post cool edits. Simpsons is life. They also have cool pfp
Person 1 - Have you walked the dog today?
Person 2 - Sorry, I was watching shreksgreasy_toefungus