Toddsie

Someone is attracted to a Todd.
Intense sexual attraction and desire for a Todd intellectually, romantically, physically, and spiritually.

She is such a Toddsie.

by Bigboi3345 April 5, 2022

toddies

tiddies but on the down low

At the dinner table if you don’t want her parents to know- “hey babe, I’m gonna touch your toddies later”

by djwaffles917 April 21, 2019

Hot Toddie

The act of throwing up on your dick and balls while taking a shit.

Tom was taking a shit at the bar, tried to puke between his legs, and gave himself a hot toddie

by Guywhohugs December 19, 2018

Toddsexual

Intense sexual attraction and desire for a Todd intellectually, romantically, physically, and spiritually.

She/He identifies as a Toddsexual. I need Todd all up inside me more than I’ve ever needed anything.

Needs me some Todd

by Elvis’s Girlfriend February 26, 2021

porta-toddie

a hot toddie in a to-go cup.

Why go to the bar when you can make some porta-toddies and go play in the neighbor's snowbank?

by burrowlife February 20, 2011

hot toddie

A female who is below standards for gential penetration, but not to low to be fisted..

Rick: Hey dan did u see that hot toddie over there?
Dan: YUP!!! (As he thrusts his fist into the air)

by rickmoney October 23, 2007

Toddspeak

In conversation, digressing into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one’s passion (music, coding, gaming) to an otherwise uninitiated layperson, without awareness or acknowledgement of the listener’s rapidly waning interest or lack of understanding of the subject at hand. (See also Nerdjacking)

One moment we we're talking about Prince and then he decided to Toddspeak for an hour straight about the origins of purple.

by Arkade808 May 19, 2021