Toddspeak 

In conversation, digressing into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one’s passion (music, coding, gaming) to an otherwise uninitiated layperson, without awareness or acknowledgement of the listener’s rapidly waning interest or lack of understanding of the subject at hand. (See also Nerdjacking)

One moment we we're talking about Prince and then he decided to Toddspeak for an hour straight about the origins of purple.

Toddspeak by Arkade808 May 19, 2021

tidyspeak 

(1) the way in which polite British society speaks formally and in the vernacular;

(2) the way in which impolite Americans speak in order to appear polite during interactions with parents, extended family members, and/or grandparents who would disapprove of their typical coarse manner of speech;

(3) the collision of Hadley Wickham's #rstats theological teachings evangelizing his "Tidyverse" with the traditional teachings in base R.

I keep finding stackoverflow examples in base R but they don't make sense. parlez vous "tidyspeak," s'il vous plait (FFS)?

tidyspeak by Professor Hoodtown December 25, 2021

Topspeak

When one is a "top" in a sexual encounter and speaks about sticking things into another's holes, to arouse and/or indicate themselves to bottoms/switches. It is also used to insult/intimidate other tops.

"I didn't know that Jerry is bisexual, but he was all topspeak ALL NIGHT at the Gay bar!"

Topspeak by Clint Starla September 19, 2025