todd-special

1. verb- A very expensive prostitute snorts cocaine off her own ass and then kills herself to spare you the effort and probable life sentence in prison, and side effects of snorting cocaine. These prostitutes usually cost $500,000+ as they first must be contortionists in order to snort cocaine off their own asses and are rare to come by. Most are sex slaves that come from Asia, however they are not Vietnamese so they will not "love you long time" but to add a sucky sucky is only an additional $5.

Hey John I just won the lottery how 'bout I treat us to a todd-special?

todd-special by Helen Keller Pirates March 4, 2010

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Todd Howard Special

VERB

1 To alter something in minor ways and republishing it as something entirely new
2 To never bug fix anything ever

Did you see Skyrim Anniversary? It's got fishing now, I bet they gave a community made mod the Todd Howard Special

Todd Howard Special by Black_Wolfy August 25, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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