todd-special

1. verb- A very expensive prostitute snorts cocaine off her own ass and then kills herself to spare you the effort and probable life sentence in prison, and side effects of snorting cocaine. These prostitutes usually cost $500,000+ as they first must be contortionists in order to snort cocaine off their own asses and are rare to come by. Most are sex slaves that come from Asia, however they are not Vietnamese so they will not "love you long time" but to add a sucky sucky is only an additional $5.
Hey John I just won the lottery how 'bout I treat us to a todd-special?
by Helen Keller Pirates March 04, 2010
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Todd Howard Special

VERB

1 To alter something in minor ways and republishing it as something entirely new
2 To never bug fix anything ever
Did you see Skyrim Anniversary? It's got fishing now, I bet they gave a community made mod the Todd Howard Special
by Black_Wolfy August 25, 2021
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