Tobitus

Inflammation of the throat when the subject has eye contact with a woman. It is a rare disease named after Tobias Faulkner, the only known carrier of Tobitus. It is believed that the inflammation is caused by a crippling fear of women.

Tobitus is often confused with tenustraphobia, however Tobitus only occurs with eye contact.

I can't talk to women, I have Tobitus.

Tobitus by Bobby Brester May 5, 2023

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Tabitus

An adjective which may describe any object or being which appears to be diseased in any manner. Forms of disease covered by Tabitus are behavioral and physical. The behavioral half of Tabitus covers sentient living entities and the physical aspect of Tabitus includes objects. Thus meaning that someone's behavior may be diseased, and therefore they have Tabitus, and if an object looks diseased, it has Tabitus. For example a severely damaged piece of bread may be described as having Tabitus; if someone is melon-moding in the middle of the road, they may qualify to have Tabitus.

Get off the roof you tabitus bearing scoundrel!

Tabitus by Melon Thighs October 7, 2021