Tobitus

Inflammation of the throat when the subject has eye contact with a woman. It is a rare disease named after Tobias Faulkner, the only known carrier of Tobitus. It is believed that the inflammation is caused by a crippling fear of women.

Tobitus is often confused with tenustraphobia, however Tobitus only occurs with eye contact.
I can't talk to women, I have Tobitus.
by Bobby Brester May 05, 2023
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