Tobitus 

Inflammation of the throat when the subject has eye contact with a woman. It is a rare disease named after Tobias Faulkner, the only known carrier of Tobitus. It is believed that the inflammation is caused by a crippling fear of women.

Tobitus is often confused with tenustraphobia, however Tobitus only occurs with eye contact.

I can't talk to women, I have Tobitus.

Tobitus by Bobby Brester May 5, 2023

Tabitus 

An adjective which may describe any object or being which appears to be diseased in any manner. Forms of disease covered by Tabitus are behavioral and physical. The behavioral half of Tabitus covers sentient living entities and the physical aspect of Tabitus includes objects. Thus meaning that someone's behavior may be diseased, and therefore they have Tabitus, and if an object looks diseased, it has Tabitus. For example a severely damaged piece of bread may be described as having Tabitus; if someone is melon-moding in the middle of the road, they may qualify to have Tabitus.

Get off the roof you tabitus bearing scoundrel!

Tabitus by Melon Thighs October 7, 2021

tobious ceaser

A ginger man wrapped in a white towel

All Hail Tobious Ceaser King of the white towels

tobious ceaser by Claireandtoby July 12, 2016

tobius 

a male that follows women in a creepy way. He acts like a stalker.

Tobius is so weird.

tobius by weirdoisawesome109 May 11, 2016

toeitus 

Weird toe syndrom

"Aw man my toes are stuck together, but I can't separate them!" - Grizzly

"EW! You have TOEITUS" - Reece

toeitus by ReeceChonk December 28, 2021