toeitus 

Weird toe syndrom

"Aw man my toes are stuck together, but I can't separate them!" - Grizzly

"EW! You have TOEITUS" - Reece

toeitus by ReeceChonk December 28, 2021

Toeitis 

when you’re fighting a fart for so long that you curl your toes into the soles of your shoes to help hold it in

kelly was asked by a friend “ are your shoes to small ? .... your toes look like they a scrunched up in them!” Kelly responded “ no I just have toeitis”

Toeitis by Kentjr January 9, 2018

Tobitus 

Inflammation of the throat when the subject has eye contact with a woman. It is a rare disease named after Tobias Faulkner, the only known carrier of Tobitus. It is believed that the inflammation is caused by a crippling fear of women.

Tobitus is often confused with tenustraphobia, however Tobitus only occurs with eye contact.

I can't talk to women, I have Tobitus.

Tobitus by Bobby Brester May 5, 2023