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The act of inserting the swiss chocolate bar Toblerone into ones anus. People who perform the act are known as Tobers. It is suggested they find the experience pleasurable thanks to the many angular ridges, the sheer girth of a full size Toblerone, the relieving melting sensation of the chocolate and finally the gravelly aftershocks of the honey and almond nougat leftovers. Believed to have derived from the Scottish highlands.

Acch wee bastard bet you haven't even tryed tobeing

Tobeing by OldSplooge February 10, 2023

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African toeing

The act of shoving one's toes in someone's anus and twisting them around.

"I heard you're into African toeing, wanna hook up later? x"
"Yeah Bob, I was African toeing her last night and she's been all over me ever since."

African toeing by c8m8kek October 24, 2016

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tip toeing

Slang for sex from behind while standing. The receiving party will usually need to lean on tour something stable i.e. a wall, sink or heavy furniture keeping them on the ball of their feet or tips of their toes.

French Montana's song

"Got your b**** tip toeing on my marble floor!"

tip toeing by Viq November 18, 2014

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stubbed toeing

An adventure which happened during your daily life. Like a stubbed toe which has been affecting everything you did during the day. Outsiders are generally uninterested about your stubbed toes. While people who are in love would rather be stubbed toeing all day.

Megan: I can never really have a meaningfull conversation with my boyfriend. He always want to talk about meaningless stuff he did during his job. I think i have to break up with him.

Maria: Love is about stubbed toeing, and stubbed toeing IS a way meaningfull conversating

stubbed toeing by F.Mr. Smith November 27, 2011

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Anal Toeing

The subtle art of placing ones crusty toes up the anus of a partner or themselves (usually a gymnast)

“Hey Bella come finger me”
“No Myla you’re too far away from my hands let’s try anal toeing it’s more convenient”

Anal Toeing by blackthefckup June 17, 2018

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big toeing

The art of accepting a ‘big toe’ inserted into your arris.

Ooer , is that your big toe I can feel up my arse, gotta love a bit of big toeing.

big toeing by Rita2468 March 6, 2018

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Tobeying

the act of inundating a person's facebook with pictures of Tobey Macquire

Mark: So what should we do today to annoy Ellen?
Joey: Tobeying!

Tobeying by illumigaudy May 22, 2014

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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