Tobeing

The act of inserting the swiss chocolate bar Toblerone into ones anus. People who perform the act are known as Tobers. It is suggested they find the experience pleasurable thanks to the many angular ridges, the sheer girth of a full size Toblerone, the relieving melting sensation of the chocolate and finally the gravelly aftershocks of the honey and almond nougat leftovers. Believed to have derived from the Scottish highlands.

Acch wee bastard bet you haven't even tryed tobeing

Tobeing by OldSplooge February 10, 2023

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African toeing

The act of shoving one's toes in someone's anus and twisting them around.

"I heard you're into African toeing, wanna hook up later? x"
"Yeah Bob, I was African toeing her last night and she's been all over me ever since."

African toeing by c8m8kek October 24, 2016

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tip toeing

Slang for sex from behind while standing. The receiving party will usually need to lean on tour something stable i.e. a wall, sink or heavy furniture keeping them on the ball of their feet or tips of their toes.

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"Got your b**** tip toeing on my marble floor!"

tip toeing by Viq November 18, 2014

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stubbed toeing

An adventure which happened during your daily life. Like a stubbed toe which has been affecting everything you did during the day. Outsiders are generally uninterested about your stubbed toes. While people who are in love would rather be stubbed toeing all day.

Megan: I can never really have a meaningfull conversation with my boyfriend. He always want to talk about meaningless stuff he did during his job. I think i have to break up with him.

Maria: Love is about stubbed toeing, and stubbed toeing IS a way meaningfull conversating

stubbed toeing by F.Mr. Smith November 27, 2011