Definitions by Rita2468

Dippy Monkey

1. Scratch ‘n’ sniff
Or
2. Anal sex

‘Donna was game on for a bit of ‘Dippy Monkey’ whilst playing her Kazoo.

It’s always time for a bit of Dippy Monkey.

Dippy Monkey by Rita2468 December 7, 2021

Wonderwomaned 

The art of binding the victims wrists together with your gold rope, seductively removing your crown to pin them down. Then climbing on his throbbing girth and spinning around...

Hey... you... fancy being Wonderwomaned tonight?

Wonderwomaned by Rita2468 February 21, 2019

Shimode 

The art of curling one out in the car whilst stationary in a traffic jam on the highway.

Auntie Eartha was bursting for a shite whilst stuck in traffic so she shimode on the seat 😳

Shimode by Rita2468 May 19, 2018

big toeing

The art of accepting a ‘big toe’ inserted into your arris.

Ooer , is that your big toe I can feel up my arse, gotta love a bit of big toeing.

big toeing by Rita2468 March 6, 2018