Tobaccnid

An arachnid that's known for stealing cigarettes and cigars.

FATHER: Have you been stealin' my Cigarettes, Boy?

SON: I swear it wasn't me, pa! It's them damn tobaccnids!

by furryweretherian October 22, 2011

tobacconist

A dealer and specialist in tobacco and smoking supplies. Not the dude that works at Exxon.

"Hey man, I need to pick up the finest cigars I can find. Any suggestions?"
"Of course, go to the tobacconists at the Tobacco Alley on 21st."

by Homanie May 4, 2006

Wackitus Tobaccitus

Marijuana. It is the scientific name for Wacky Tobaccy.

"Using binomial nomenclature, the technical term is Wackitus Tobaccitus"

by RichardZhule March 11, 2006

Tobaccanist's Quarter

27, especially 27 cigars. Similar to a "Baker's Dozen." Often, boxes of cigars contain 27.

I bought a box of cigars and got a Tobaccanist's Quarter!

by Aquilupa July 13, 2011

tobaccist

Someone who rolls backwoods.

That tobaccist just rolled a fat ass backwood.

by Dylaphinagin. November 7, 2017