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toasty burrito 

when you can't get up for class in the morning. some people refer to this as their "spirit animal"
Mimi: Jade, you look like a such a toasty burrito right now, all wrapped up in your blankets.

Jade: ugh you're right. I can't get up!

toastytortilla

the real shuichi on the christmas photocard on tiktok
toastytortilla on the christmas card was a big profile picture cult.
toastytortilla by Antexricc January 8, 2021

Toasty Noggin 

A sexual innuendo that has no definite meaning.
(as a babe walks past)

"Oh yeah, I wish she'd give me a toasty noggin."
Toasty Noggin by aaul00 May 10, 2009

toasty thursday ©️™️ 

not to be confused with the slightly less valid toasty tuesday. toasty thursday occurs every thursday and it’s when sweet tato and the papas get together to smoke and perform weed shenanigans. anyone is welcome to join the toasty family.
person: toasty at your place?
2nd person: yea man, it’s toasty thursday ©️™️

toastytech

A website of a guy named Nathan Lineback, who REALLY hates IE. Most famous for his GUI gallery.
I went to toastytech today, and wow does that guy hate Internet Explorer.
toastytech by Cloggedone. April 13, 2008

Toasty Gooch 

A temporary condition usually obtained when ones genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ballsack to the asshole) are doused in extreme heat or boiling liquids.
During the wacky Mack session the boiling water in the water maker over-flowed onto his gooch causing an extremely rare case of toasty gooch.
Toasty Gooch by dsoffer July 24, 2014