Skip to main content

to my dick

to my dick: like saying i don't like him but in a more disrespectful way.
M-"You know J?"
W-"Yea, J to my dick, he a bitch"
by theonlywes0 May 3, 2024
mugGet the to my dick mug.

can't listen to my dick anymore

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.
Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
by Tedro357 April 13, 2009
mugGet the can't listen to my dick anymore mug.

uber to my dick

A song made by TisaKorean
by Youngg dagger dick March 7, 2019
mugGet the uber to my dick mug.

Word to my dick

“Bro word to my dick you’re cute as hell
by P1mpd4ddy September 19, 2022
mugGet the Word to my dick mug.

Word to my dick

to agree or add emphasis to a claim
“he’s so cool ”
Dude no way
“No word to my dick he’s the coolest guy in the grade”

“Yo word to my dick I love you guys”
by P1mpd4ddy September 20, 2022
mugGet the Word to my dick mug.

Tryin To Get My Dick Wet

Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.
"yo im just tryin to get my dick wet"
-alex hughes
by bishop j $ilk July 3, 2006
mugGet the Tryin To Get My Dick Wet mug.

Did it to save my dick

An asshole thing you do in order to save your own ass. It's considered saving your dick when you screw someone over really bad just to getout of something yourself making it 10 times as worse as just saving your ass. Once someone has "done it to save my dick" they have caused a never ending cycle of people fucking up other people just to save themselves. The only way to stop this cycle is if someone manages to get to the person who started it all and either narc on them or beat the shit out of them. If someone screws you over and says they did it to save their dick, they are completed justified and you have to deal with it or fuck them up.
Friend #1: Dude, why did you tell your mom that I was the one who pissed on your couch?

Friend #2: Do you know what would happen if my mom found out I did it? I did it to save my dick.
by TriggerWave October 18, 2008
mugGet the Did it to save my dick mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email