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to my dick by theonlywes0 May 3, 2024
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can't listen to my dick anymore
The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.
Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.
Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
can't listen to my dick anymore by Tedro357 April 13, 2009
Related Words
to my dick • Word to my dick • uber to my dick • can't listen to my dick anymore • Tryin To Get My Dick Wet • Did it to save my dick • tell your asshole to suck my dick • I don't even know what hole to put my dick in • you got to be yanking my dick off • to put one's dick in that/ put my dick in that
uber to my dick
uber to my dick by Youngg dagger dick March 7, 2019
Word to my dick
Word to my dick by P1mpd4ddy September 19, 2022
Word to my dick
“he’s so cool ”
“Dude no way”
“No word to my dick he’s the coolest guy in the grade”
“Yo word to my dick I love you guys”
“Dude no way”
“No word to my dick he’s the coolest guy in the grade”
“Yo word to my dick I love you guys”
Word to my dick by P1mpd4ddy September 20, 2022
Tryin To Get My Dick Wet
Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.
Tryin To Get My Dick Wet by bishop j $ilk July 3, 2006
Did it to save my dick
An asshole thing you do in order to save your own ass. It's considered saving your dick when you screw someone over really bad just to getout of something yourself making it 10 times as worse as just saving your ass. Once someone has "done it to save my dick" they have caused a never ending cycle of people fucking up other people just to save themselves. The only way to stop this cycle is if someone manages to get to the person who started it all and either narc on them or beat the shit out of them. If someone screws you over and says they did it to save their dick, they are completed justified and you have to deal with it or fuck them up.
Friend #1: Dude, why did you tell your mom that I was the one who pissed on your couch?
Friend #2: Do you know what would happen if my mom found out I did it? I did it to save my dick.
Friend #2: Do you know what would happen if my mom found out I did it? I did it to save my dick.
Did it to save my dick by TriggerWave October 18, 2008
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