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Go to friend 

Basically your right hand. A person who's always there for you. Someone you can share anything with.
Where's my go to friend when I need her?
Go to friend by Slangmaster272 January 2, 2017

go to friend 

The person with a hot friend that someone will talk to in order to get to said hot friend.
"I hate being a go to friend! I keep thinking they want me!"
go to friend by Shalangalang June 22, 2006

it happened to a friend of mine 

The phrase that people use when saying a ridiculously embarrassing story about something that happened to to them. To save themselves from total humiliation they say "it happened to a friend of mine".
George: God, I am so embarrassed, I can't believe Stacy found out I was cheating with her.

Bill: Don't worry, at least you didn't cheat on her with what you thought was her sister but turned out to be her fat brother.

George: huh?

Bill: It happened to a friend of mine...

friend to fuck ratio 

The amount of times a man or woman creates conversation with the other sex and either makes friends or scores. Referred to as an achronym, the ftf ratio tracks the consistency and strength of any person's pick up skills.
Ellsworth's friend to fuck ratio couldn't be lower if he was asexual. He has been instantly thrust into any woman's friend zone.

can I go to my friend's house...hehe 

can I go to my friend's house...hehe (I'm gonna fuck she is so hot ffffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk).

national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day 

It’s national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day