to be got
verb; state of being, in the pretense of already being 'got', can be conjugated to different tenses, see to get got, to get gotten, getting got, going to get got
to be got by southern_fury April 11, 2018
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you've got to be shittting me
you've got to be shittting me by sweetlilrussian1 October 20, 2004
you've got to be kidding me
Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"
you've got to be kidding me by Colleen Ann May 31, 2006
you got to be shitting me
1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.
2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.
3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.
3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)
Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!
2. Skyler: put on your seat belt
Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!
Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!
2. Skyler: put on your seat belt
Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!
Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
you got to be shitting me by DUWBAT October 27, 2013
you've got to be shitting me
A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."
A phrase of disbelief.
Usually used in a playful manner.
A phrase of disbelief.
Usually used in a playful manner.
Example 1: (playful)
Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.
Example 2: (serious)
Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.
Example 2: (serious)
Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
you've got to be shitting me by LCNeko December 30, 2015
you got to be yanking my dick off
you got to be yanking my dick off by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017
you got to be fist fucking me
You got to be fist fucking me
you got to be fist fucking me by fishfarmer1972 March 30, 2015
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