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to suck beans
to suck beans by sleb, aka.yamadude December 24, 2003
To suck cock while talking cockney
One of the most famous Roman emperors Gaius Julius Caesar was known for his ability to suck cock while talking cockney.
To suck cock while talking cockney by N1993RS April 15, 2026
How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?
How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022
dare to suck
That doesn't mean try to suck. It means to try and possibly fail -- to take risks. To dare -- and maybe fall flat on your face, with a community of friends to say "Hey, that sucked! But nice try!" From the Theater of Ted, www.daretosuck.com. All credit for this goes to the respective persons who created this, not me.
"You dared to suck!"
dare to suck by Brad M January 15, 2005
the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself
In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.
the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself by milfhunter37 March 31, 2003
find a dick to suck
find a dick to suck to tell someone to find a dick and stuff their yap trap with a dick so you dont have to hear them a not so nice profane way to tell someone to shutup
dude you stole stuff from my car last night
man i did not steal anything from your car go find a dick to suck
dude you are up tight over a joke
man some joke find you a dick and stuff your yap trap with a dick
man i did not steal anything from your car go find a dick to suck
dude you are up tight over a joke
man some joke find you a dick and stuff your yap trap with a dick
find a dick to suck by littlejimmie March 3, 2019
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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