To Morgan

When you lift your leg to try to fart on someone and accidentally shit your pants into their face.

To Morgan: Did you just Morgan on Greg?

by Shad Stevenson September 6, 2020

to Morgan

Opportunistic buying of something at a very ridiculous price, almost bordering on being exploitative

origin: JP Morgan's purchase of Bear Stern at $2/share

1. Bloody, I lost my purse and all my cash and credit cards along with it. The shop keeper morganed my expensive watch.

2. The company I was working for was Bear Sterned. I lost my job and had to morgan my house

by jhollain March 22, 2008

to paint houses with Morgan

Any of several licentious and crude sexual acts that take part between two men - one always being African American, and the other caucasian. Refers particularly to Morgan Freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.

Hey yo Zaqir, me'n my homies been eyein' yo' tender brown ass for a while and been wonderin' if, y'know, ya might wanted to paint houses with Morgan sometime. Chya!

by Harlequin boy August 25, 2010

Tomorganizing

The act of preparing for future organizing, possibly starting organization tomorrow.

I just built this kitchen island, this is the first step tomorganizing the house.

by SchmilK August 7, 2022