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A grand savage fighter, from the south of the Netherlands. Used to inhance a sentence in power.
I'm tjensing my ass off.

That's just tjenstastic.

Tjens by Koos van Vught August 5, 2008
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Shin Megami Tensei NINE 

Some Japanese Xbox game.
Gained popularity from the Youtube video "NINE is Terrifying" by Marsh, and the script of the video was turned into a copypasta within the Shin Megami Tensei community.
"Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a psychological horror game about a guy who gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert, and then spends several months facing horrific hallucinations from the resulting PTSD."

-Marsh, 2020
Related Words
Tjens tense Tenshi tension tensexual tenshu Tensae Tensei tensnectar teenser

Turtle Neck Tension(TNT) 

That awkward feeling you get when a guy or girl tries too hard to come onto you. Usually caused by excessive unreturned flirting, messaging, or facebook status comments.
The following is a sequence of events

Text Conversation

Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)

(Later that night)

Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3

(Even Later)

Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"

Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"

At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).

Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!

Eichi Tenshouin 

a gayass fuckass oddballs destroyer fine leader blond girlboss i love him
Idk i rhink he likes wataru just a bit…maybe…just maybe……….
eichi tenshouin is so mean 2 me
Eichi Tenshouin by laaaaaaaamp January 31, 2022

white teeth teens 

Superficial. People on the "in" crowd.
The popular kids at your school are white teeth teens
white teeth teens by A-Red King Trap November 15, 2013
Tenshu, a World of Warcraft player... Likes to spam and fuck your mother in the ass while fighting a pirate with a pegged leg and a dildo hand
Tenshu fucked your mom and then spammed the WoW boards
tenshu by Makestro March 30, 2005

Tens Across The Board 

The act of getting "all 10's" from the judges. The perfect score in a beauty pageant, sporting event, or other judged competition. Being the fiercest queen. The ultimate kiki. Popularized in the film "Paris Is Burning" / 1980's NYC "voguing balls".
Brenda Extravaganza is giving you ghetto realness. 10. 10. 10. 10. Tens across the board!
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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